horoscope for people without a fixed aesthetic

lucky number: 35.7
 
lucky charm: anything that glows in the dark, and anything that used to belong to somebody else that was gifted (or, as the case may be, regifted) to you.
 
auspicious entity: mismatched socks, or mismatched shoelaces, or, if you are bold enough -mismatched shoes. accessories on the right hand, any necklaces, and anything that’s held together with cellotape.
 
predictions and advice:

• the bus ride is only as long as your playlist is. listen to the songs that make your heart feel like a whole human nestled in your chest.
• there’s ambient energy hovering over your right shoulder – it’s in your best interest to befriend it.
• don’t tell anybody what your favourite colour is. avoid answering the question.
• do you have a favourite animal? if you can, visit them in the flesh, tell them you love them. ask them to bless you. don’t leave without the blessing. 
• be whoever you want to be. you can shape your reality, and if you believe in it hard enough, the people around you will fall into its sway, too. haunt them like a forest of willow trees in the dead of night.