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horoscope for people with knobbly knees

8/23/2019

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lucky number: 67
 
lucky charm: stones found on sidewalks, spare bits of chalk (particularly if coloured)
 
auspicious entity: sunshine and songs and art depicting the same.
 
predictions and advice:

  • jackets with more pockets may be most beneficial to you at this time. remember to keep warm and listen to the signs your body provides you with.
 
  • when you open windows to let fresh air and light in, spend a few minutes gazing outside as well.
 
  • everything you’ve dreamed of is within your grasp, if you can believe it.
 
  • if you encounter any dragons, give them a shiny object, such as a coin of your national currency. if you meet any fae, be polite but do not oblige or meet their demands.
 
  • chimney sweeping as an occupation may, once again, be considered fashionable. wear red for best results, but if you have asthma or similar ailments, consider taking up gardening instead. plant herbs for best results. 
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    Divya Iyer is a queer, nonbinary poet and writer from India. They are fond of frogs, playgrounds, libraries and blanket cocoons, and have no idea what gender is, so don't ask. They know nothing about astrology, but when they were 10 one of their friends said that they had the power to predict the future, and as you can see, ten years later, they're still not over it. You can find them at @ divwhine on Twitter. 

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