horoscope for people who’ve never broken a bone

​lucky number: 55

lucky charm: strings of yarn, unravelling woollen sweaters

auspicious entity: things otherwise forgotten, such as corks from wine bottles, bottle caps, cigarette stubs, candles burnt out all the way, etc. 

predictions and advice:

• if you are on the fence about getting a tattoo, now is probably a good time to go for it and get the task done.

• poodles will either want to be best friends with you, or believe themselves your sworn enemies. watch your back.

• vampires may be exceedingly jovial with you for the next five months. you must believe they have no ill-intent, unless they reek of mildew, in which case remember to fling garlic at their face when they least expect it. 

• trust the weather forecast at own risk.

• believe in love and kindness. remain soft and gentle. there is a core of warmth within you that serves as a beacon for migrating birds in the spirit realm. allow yourself to do nice things without feeling the need to prove something via your actions.