horoscope for people who wanted to dye their hair when they were teenagers but their parents wouldn’t let them

lucky number: 959
 
lucky charm: corks from wine bottles, blurry polaroid pictures, cut-outs from the back of cereal boxes.
 
auspicious entity: CDs that don’t work anymore, any arbitrary objects found in your desk drawer that you don’t remember buying
 
predictions and advice:

• do the impulsive action, but leave a note to your future self right before you do it.
• if you see a ghost, wave politely. if the ghost waves back, formulate a secret handshake (with the ghost’s consent, naturally.)
• liquorice is either your best friend or your worst enemy. you get to decide.
• are you considering starting a podcast? the answer is Yes.
• youth is just an idea, a concept. something you can chase whenever. you’re never too old to feel young.