horoscope for people who live in a place that has seasons, for now (for emilie kneifel)

lucky number: 99
 
lucky charm: ice cubes –  preferably an odd number. ashtrays used for objects other than cigarette butts, such as paper clips.
 
auspicious entity: magazines from 2015, any hairclip given to you by a 7 year old, old family photographs.
 
predictions and advice:

• sustainability isn’t like arithmetic, by which i mean, don’t do your calculations on rough sheets of paper or in the margins. calculate where the problem is, in the exact same space.
• your body, your brain, your heart and your hands may all have different messages for you. do not play the mediator. trust all of them, and let them work it out themselves.
• a secret handshake with a mythical creature may prove helpful at this time.
• if you want to light a cigarette and a dragon offers you their flame, regardless of how polite they may be, refuse. refuse kindly but firmly – you do not want that sort of debt hanging over you.
• your actions have consequences, which is fine. that’s what keeps the world spinning, after all. believe in the innate goodness of people. don’t get into a fistfight with your shadow. you’ve got this.