lucky number: any whole number between 10 and 99 that ends in 4.
lucky charm: false teeth. dentures work, but so do vampire fangs leftover from halloween. auspicious entity: mackintosh boots, a mixtape made by a friend, a napkin stolen from a restaurant that you visit often. predictions and advice:
0 Comments
lucky number: 99
lucky charm: ice cubes – preferably an odd number. ashtrays used for objects other than cigarette butts, such as paper clips. auspicious entity: magazines from 2015, any hairclip given to you by a 7 year old, old family photographs. predictions and advice:
lucky number: 35.7
lucky charm: anything that glows in the dark, and anything that used to belong to somebody else that was gifted (or, as the case may be, regifted) to you. auspicious entity: mismatched socks, or mismatched shoelaces, or, if you are bold enough -mismatched shoes. accessories on the right hand, any necklaces, and anything that’s held together with cellotape. predictions and advice:
lucky number: 959
lucky charm: corks from wine bottles, blurry polaroid pictures, cut-outs from the back of cereal boxes. auspicious entity: CDs that don’t work anymore, any arbitrary objects found in your desk drawer that you don’t remember buying predictions and advice:
lucky number: 39
lucky charm: batteries and rubber bands, particularly when kept in one’s pocket auspicious entity: postcards with horses on them, pendrives containing heavy metal music, a box full of fresh strawberries. predictions and advice:
lucky number: 15.72
lucky charm: newspaper cuttings, paper clips, broken fridge magnets auspicious entity: milk teeth (preferably your own, if not, to be given with consent and not stolen), chewing gum wrappers (especially pink and green ones) and bottle cap openers. predictions and advice:
lucky number: 55
lucky charm: strings of yarn, unravelling woollen sweaters auspicious entity: things otherwise forgotten, such as corks from wine bottles, bottle caps, cigarette stubs, candles burnt out all the way, etc. predictions and advice: • if you are on the fence about getting a tattoo, now is probably a good time to go for it and get the task done. • poodles will either want to be best friends with you, or believe themselves your sworn enemies. watch your back. • vampires may be exceedingly jovial with you for the next five months. you must believe they have no ill-intent, unless they reek of mildew, in which case remember to fling garlic at their face when they least expect it. • trust the weather forecast at own risk. • believe in love and kindness. remain soft and gentle. there is a core of warmth within you that serves as a beacon for migrating birds in the spirit realm. allow yourself to do nice things without feeling the need to prove something via your actions. lucky number: 67
lucky charm: stones found on sidewalks, spare bits of chalk (particularly if coloured) auspicious entity: sunshine and songs and art depicting the same. predictions and advice:
|
Divya IyerDivya Iyer is a queer, nonbinary poet and writer from India. They are fond of frogs, playgrounds, libraries and blanket cocoons, and have no idea what gender is, so don't ask. They know nothing about astrology, but when they were 10 one of their friends said that they had the power to predict the future, and as you can see, ten years later, they're still not over it. You can find them at @ divwhine on Twitter. |